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passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

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incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via outrights)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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